“Hi, you probably already know this, but in Norway, EVERYONE who is not physically or mentally disabled is required to spend 2 years in the Norwegian Army.  Yes, that includes chicks.  And have you ever seen the chicks in Norway??  Man, you need to do a story on The Army Chicks of Norway.  I have included a few pictures of a friend of mine who was a foreign exchange student from Norway.  I’ll let you be the judge.”